Okay I don't know if any of you are as big of an interior design nerd as me. Anyway, I found a website that is basically like go fug yourself, but for interior design and I'm IN LOVE! It's hilarious.

http://www.moggit.com/

If This Chair Could Talk

JOY: Janet...
JANET: Yes, Joy?
JOY: If I ever get to the point where I need one of these...
JANET: You want me to shoot you?
JOY: Yes, please.

Barbie Overkill

JOY: Okay. So before we get started on this one, let's just say right here and right now that yeah-- we know. This is the 50th-Anniversary-Barbie-Real-Life-Malibu-Dream-House-Tribute-thing.
JANET: Whatever.
JOY: Let's just cut to the chase.
JANET: That Hair Chandelier.
JOY: Yeah. I wonder what synthetic hair singed by light bulbs smells like?
JANET: My guess? Gross. How does one clean a chandelier like that, anyway?
JOY: Uh, wash set & blow?
JANET: This is not really my idea of 'Barbie's Dream Light Fixture'.
JOY: More like Barbie's 'Fire Hazard Light Fixture'.
JANET: Yeah. I mean, we get it already with all the Barbie tchotchkes. The hair chandelier is really just--
JOY: Idiotic?
JANET: I was going to say overkill, but hey, that'll do.