At the beginning of the semester my speech teacher gave us all the course syllabus which is fine--teachers are supposed to do that. She went over the syllabus during the first day of class and everything seemed fine.

BUT---and you knew there would be a Big "BUT" she was probably the most inconsistent teacher I have ever had. The syllabus changed 7 times, the course calender changed 9 times, and the deadlines were constantly being changed. To be prepared I simply had every assignment ready to turn in at least a week early which was stressful-but hey-I want a good grade.

I never missed class. I was always on time-early usually. I even gave some of my speeches early when others were not prepared.

Littered within her syllabus were weird assignments with NO clarification. Several examples: paper bag, jar speech, fortune cookie, and pot luck. Often these were skipped or canceled without any explanation.

Two weeks left in the class she made a comment about "pot luck" and to not forget our speeches. The next class we all showed up with speeches on the topic of "pot luck" and she was pissed off.

She tossed a bag of candy on her desk, said she had reminded us that we had a "mandatory" pot-luck and demanded to know where the food was. Of course we stared at this maniac but we were not "speechless" as we wrote our speeches.

This woman has the nerve to show up with a bag of candy and call that HER contribution to a pot luck? A pot luck NONE of us in the class remotely thought was an actual request for food! OMG.

So, she rescheduled "the food" for our next class and spent the entire time I was giving my speech in front of the class, sitting there writing a "sign-up list" for the pot luck! She didn't even listen to my speech. Rude.

We had our "mandatory pot luck" and I brought the donuts I signed up for--BUT--I didn't eat. In fact there was about 6 of us that didn't eat for one reason or another. Me--I was too pissed off to eat all the junk she had us bring.

She was so excited about all the food that she "volunteered" to take the left-overs to her next class. I suspect that the "huge chair-shaped butt" behind her is advertisement which reveals where most of these "pot-lucks" end up.

Today I got my final grade for the class. She took an entire letter grade off for "lack of participation"---and stumped---I asked her why. "Because you didn't participate in the pot-luck" was her reply.

Sorry....but WTF! I brought food. Nobody said I had to eat that crap! I will be marching myself in to see her Dean. This is incredibly stupid! I had an A until she whacked my grade.

Sorry---toss me another cool one will ya---I am bent!