Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Arlene: What in the hell is that?
Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Arlene: Where did you get it?
Jane: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.
'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'
The pharmacist fainted.
Tula
Here's to us!!
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1"If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under." Ronald Reagan
ewwww...I just read this after Hypno's "Zoo" Article.
2Um, haven't read ~ where can I find it?
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3"If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under." Ronald Reagan
I believe it's on Citizen 4.0 cc.
Great joke btw.
4thanks, blue!
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5"If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under." Ronald Reagan
LOL!
6cc - here is a link to the "Zoo" article....
7Thanks, Martini!
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8"If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under." Ronald Reagan
EWWWWWWWWW!!!! This makes me feel sorry for horses! But that one particular horse had enough!
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9"If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under." Ronald Reagan
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