I just stumbled across this article at one of my fav site:  http://www.thefrisky.com/ and just had to post.

Apple pie with whipped cream

We ladies work so hard to heat things up in the bedroom. It’s a damn shame what we’re cooking up when we’re naked, never tastes that good going down—literally. Semen is hardly the fine wine of sexytimes. But Blue Mountain Nutraceuticals in the U.K. is turning the mouth-puckering lemons of love into, well, apples. Supposedly, you just have to convince your man to swallow first—swallow their Hard Apple pills (a completely vegetarian herbal supplement), that is. Sounds like we ladies won’t be the only thing doing his body good. After a week or two on the vitamins, his wad will really be a sweet release. Could these apple tablets that make your man’s load taste fruit-flavored be the new “American Pie”? Probs works better than Jason Biggs’ approach ... but one thing is for sure, we’ll never look at whipped cream on apple pie the same way again. [ITB Innovation]
 
ok.. I'm off to bed now... this put ideas into my head.